The Madison Louise Dictionary of Terms

(Updated Weekly)


Kaflounge - V; (From the Madison Louise Library of Terms)
- to sprawl out on the couch, usually when 15 other people are in the room, usually in a peach sweatshirt and red sweatpants. Usually follows a night of drinking. The perfect "Kaflounge" position is on the back, legs either hanging off of the couch or on top of the edge, making it impossible for anyone else to sit. Maximum slobber and strange noises omit from the "Kaflounger".
ex: "As I walked into the Lively house and saw Maddie Lou dominating the entire 20 foot long couch with her slobber on the pillows and her feet in the air, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. This was the ultimate Kaflounge."

Katrina Tour - N; (From the Madison Louise Library of Terms)
- a car ride with Maddie at the helm that involves various obstacles to reaching the final destination, most likely taking every way possible to either get lost, find a bathroom, or turn a 10 minute ride into an hour, and usually ends up with Maddie crying.
- The Katrina Tour Motto: "We make it up as we go, and go, and go, WOOAOOAOAOAOA!!!!"
ex: "The top Katrina Tours I can remember were the 50 minute ride to Tommy Joe's and getting on the Dulles Toll Road to go to RFK. And let's not forget the 1 hour 49 minute southeast DC Tour on route to a Nationals Game."

Maddie Message - N; (From the Madison Louise Library of Terms)
- a cold, icing stare from Maddie Lou, which can either follow or precede a hilarious Maddie quote, stumble, or moment - sending the message to shut up now, or else.
ex: "After Mr. Lively made the loudest farting noise ever when Maddie bent over on the basketball court to retrieve the baby's toy, he received the worst Maddie Message of the year."

Patootie - N; (From the Madison Louise Library of Terms)
- a horrendous mood that Maddie is usually in after a night of 32 cocktails, or if someone tells her to get her ass off of the couch and stop Kaflounging, or if the waiter brings her the wrong food. Patootie's are unique because Maddie swears she has never been in one, and that it's always her Dad, me, or Ron that instigates them.
ex: "When Maddie came downstairs and saw that her mom had baked her a CHOCOLATE cake for her birthday, Maddie screamed, cried, and was in the biggest patootie for days. Apparently, she hates chocolate cake more than steak. What was Mrs. Lively thinking?"

The Flying Maddie - N; (From the Madison Louise Library of Terms)
- a diving plunge by Maddie, usually following a trip, stumble, or alcohol induced stupor, but can also occur during normal walking. One can occur any time or place, but the majority have been seen in bars, bathrooms, during Yoga, playing kickball, and chasing Cooper come bath time. Either paralyzing laughter or hysterical crying ensues.
- ex: "We all watched in amazement as Maddie Lou tripped, took a swan dive off the top step, and toppled down to the basement floor in a span of 1.24 seconds. We were lost for words. It was the Flying Maddie."

The Maddie Mobile - N; (From the Madison Louise Dictionary of Terms)
- a car or truck that Maddie drives that has been thoroughly destroyed by Maddie's driving routine of smoking, talking on the phone and eating while driving. Also, the main form of transportation for Maddie Tours. Below is a list of Maddie Mobile's and their lifespan.

The Suburban - Totaled by Maddie - 4 years.
The Honda Civic - Destroyed internally by Maddie - 6 months.
The Navigator - Missing various Hubcaps and broken lighter - 2 years.
The Lincoln Towncar (Current) - Broken Brakes, 30,000 miles w/o an oil change - 3 years.

- "We were excited to see Maddie's new car, and when the green Lincoln Towncar pulled around the bend, screeching and smoking out of the hood, we new this would be the next Maddie Mobile ."


The Maddie Bob and Weave - N; (From the Madison Louise Library of Terms)
- When Maddie, after 10 or 15 cocktails, has trouble standing up straight. As a result, she bobs back and forth, side to side, and usually ends up doing a Flying Maddie or simply falling. From a distance, it looks as if she is doing a polka dance jiggle.
- ex. "I was getting dizzy trying to talk to her. She was bobbing up and down and doing some short of shake, with strange burps and gurgles omitting from her. The Maddie Bob and Weave was too much, so I left.