Maddie Moment of the Week

All -

I've decided to compile the greatest Maddie Moments in history every Friday, since most of us need a laugh as we count the seconds till the weekend. Of course Maddie is the source of so much entertainment, whether on purpose or unintentional. Please add names and forward this to anyone who might enjoy the first Maddie Moment of the Week.


Maddie Moment of the Week - Friday, November 11, 2005

"The Cheese steak Stomp"

An instant classic, this moment took place this past summer at the Lively's beach house. It was a typical Sunday morning, as we were all wasted from the previous night of Lighthouse shenanigans. Not knowing what to do, Vern and I ask Maddie if she can either prepare us some food (a bell pepper dish would suffice), or if we could order some.

"LET"S GET SURF'S UP WOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Vern, almost blown over by Maddie's bellow says, "ok Kate calm down, we'll get surf's up"

Mr. Lively even sweetens the deal, "My dollar"

So of course we are all happy. We are going to fill our stomachs with greasy goodness for free, and what better to fill us than Surf's Up. Of course, no goodness would be eaten my friends, as Maddie had one of the best blowups of her career.

PREFACE

For the past 20 years, Maddie has had several fairly odd claims to fame in regards to food. There is the claim that "I HATE STEAK WOAOAOAOAOAO!!!!!" And of course, "WHAT IDIOT PUTS MAYO IN TUNA? THAT'S GROSS WOAOAOAOAOAOOAOA!!!!" "Kate, what do you put in Tuna" "MUSTARD WOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAO!!!!!!!!!!" But of course, Maddie would out do herself.

That weekend, after Maddie had offered to make everyone sandwiches, I requested a turkey sandwich, with Lettuce Tomato and Mayo. Maddie's Response - "EWWW BRAD, I TOLD YOU I HATE MAYO. YOU'RE NOT GETTING A SANDWICH NOW!!!! MAYO MAYO MAYO, WOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOOA!!!!!!!!! !!" So i never got a sandwich, cause Maddie said "I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT MAYO, IT MAKES ME PUKE WOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ok, Kate.

Back To Sunday

Like a Somalian refugee seeing his first food in weeks, Maddie rushes up to the counter, grabs the note-pad and announces "I'LL TAKE THE ORDERS WOAOAOAOAOAOAO!!!!!!!". So we all order, normal orders, steaks, subs etc. Then it's Maddie's turn. She doesn't announce her order.

Mr. Lively, noticing something is suspicious asks, "What are you getting Kate?"

Her response - "UMMMMM, WELL I'M GETTING A CHEESTEAK WITH LETTUCE, PICKLES, AND......you guessed it my friends...MAYO WOAOAOAOAOAOAOOA!!!!!"

Hold up. Is she serious? The same Maddie Lou who wouldn’t make me a damn sandwich cause it had Mayo on it had just ordered Mayo on her steak?

Mr. Lively - "Kate, did you just say Mayo?"

Maddie, noticing we are all looking at her in disbelief claims, "WELL, USUALLY I ORDER A CHEESESTEAK WITH EXTRA CHEESE BUT YOU SAID THAT WAS GROSS SO I NEED THE MAYO SO THE STEAK ISNT DRY WOAOAOAOAOAOAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As i'm sure you are all doing right now, we all burst into laughter and ask her if she's serious. It was a mistake, my friends.

"SHUT UP!!!!! THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL ORDER YOUR OWN DAMN SUBS WOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - and with this tirade, later to be dubbed the cheese steak stomp, she throws her pad and pen on the floor and runs down the steps as her Dad is saying "Great, turning 25 next week Kate? Real mature".

Of course we are all howling. Another mistake, for Maddie was not through.

10 seconds later, she comes up the stairs screaming.

"I'M SORRY, BUT I GET MADE FUN OF SO MUCH AND I AM SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! silence. "WELL, AM I RIGHT? TRUE OR FALSE WOAOAOAOAOAOA"

Mr. Lively, in classic Big Joe Fashion goes, "oh i didn’t know we were playing a game...true! false! did i get it right? what's the right answer?" silence "Kate you live your life on an anti-mayo agenda, and you just ordered it on your steak. what the hell do you expect?"

Maddie stomps downstairs. Mr. Lively, now mad, announces, "that's it, no surf's up."

So Me, Vern, Sarge and the kids starved. we had no lunch. all because Maddie, queen of the anti-mayo society, ordered mayo on her sub. I hope you all enjoyed this week's version of the Maddie Moment of the Week. Please join us again next week.

P.S. To this day, Maddie still proclaims, "I HATE MAYO WOWOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!!!!!!!!!!!"